With the boots and the fur….
Posted by Single Steve on February 26, 2009
*********Old blog, back posting**********
From January 29th, 2008
Greeeeeeeeeeetings! Hi there. Welcome. Bienvenidos.
Last week marked the first week of me officially being an SDSU grad student, it’s all so very exciting. The thrill of sitting in class, the joys of homework and the opportunity to not talk to/make eye contact with a whole different school of girls. Yep, it’s going to be a great year.
So as I stood in line for the delicious Panda Express during a break between the first day of classes, I was busy doing what any socially awkward engineer would be doing. I was staring at the ground, like it was my job. Like I was the official ground inspector, and it was my duty not to look up, no matter if I was standing in line between two attractive girls. But thankfully this was this case, other wise I could have completely missed a ridiculous site. What did I see?
I saw an attractive twelve-teen your old looking girl, in line in front of me, who was wearing pink boots with white fur and a short jean mini skirt. Jackpot.
Really?? On the first day of classes? That’s the fashion statement you’re going with? Really?
This blog is going to be about just a few of the ridiculous fashions I noticed on the SDSU campus on the first day of class.
I mean I’m not a fashion guru by any means, in fact it looks like I get dressed in the dark by a pack of monkeys, BUT I do know what’s ridiculous. And you, my attractive friend, are ridiculous. And all I could hear in my head the entire time I was thinking about how ridiculous she looked, was the “… with the boots with fuuuuur, the whole club was looking huuur…” song, and since that’s the only part of the song I know, it played over and over and over.
Got me thinking, why was the club looking at “hur” as this girl with the boots with the “fur” walked in. . . . What is it about this fashion statement that gets the attention of the club? Here’s my explanation.
Actually boots with the fur aren’t that bad, in some cases. It’s just ridiculous to see them coupled with short skirts. There must be an easier way to show guys you have VD. Okay a little harsh, sure. I’m just saying, on the first day of classes THIS was the message she wanted to send to her classmates. This was her first impression to me, and I was just the guy behind her at Panda Express. I wonder what she wears on the second day of class? Lingerie? Hope none of my readers where boots with the fur. . . .
I grab my ever healthy Panda Express cuisine and head to my table. I begin eating my friend grabs my attention and points me in the direction of a girl who is standing about 10 feet in front of us with her back to us. What was SHE wearing you’re asking?? I’m not really sure how to describe it actually, but for purposes of this blog I guess I’ll call them “It looks like her ass is eating her pants” pants. Yeah, THOSE pants. I vomited just a little in my mouth, just a little.
(I know I show non-yoga pant in the picture, but the rule applys to many pant types, I just happen to see yoga pants)
Why why why would you wear those? I can’t image she can’t feel that ¾ of her pants are now nestled securely inside her butt crack. I mean for the most part these yoga pants can be an attractive thing. I’m not even saying that only skinny girls should wear these pants, all I’m saying is PLEASE buy the right size. Nobody wants to see your pants as they get sucked into the most secret of crevices of your butt. That’s not too much to ask right?
Well there’s my two cents on a few fashion observations I picked up last week on campus. Tomorrows another day of school so who knows what I’ll see then!
YOU tell me some fashions you find to be ridiculous
ChinkyMel said
Lols… funny post! =)
Thrice said
woah..those bottoms and boots are ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Andrea Miller said
I saw a guy the other day in the parking lot who really scared me. He was wearing the boots with the fur. First of all it was not a good look for him, the fur on the boots + his super hairy legs. Not a good combo. Then to top it all off he was wearing super short shorts. Yikes. I guess he really wanted to show off his legs… But anyways… like the blog
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katie said
So, I found your blog through Date Wrecks, I think, and it’s very funny. I’ve been reading back from the newest post, and I think I know why you’re having trouble with girls. Now, you’re first instinct will probably be to get defensive, to write me off with “she doesn’t know me!” etc., but I think if you just step back for a second you’ll be better off in the long run. So this is your problem:
You think women are whores.
I’m sure on the surface you’re able to say, “No, I don’t, it’s just a joke, it’s just some women, blah blah blah ugh.” But here’s the thing. Most men don’t write like you or say the things you say. You might not realize it, but you’re spewing your subconscious all over the internet. Your blogs is decorated with the vomit of your subconscious, so to speak. And because deep down you have this really, really unattractive issue with women, it comes out not just in you calling a girl a ho at least once per blog post, it comes out in everything you do. Girls can feel it, even if they can’t put their finger on it.
You’re not a super-unattractive guy, and you’re funny, which counts for a lot with women, so you should be doing better than you are. Why aren’t you? That’s why. You probably either think all women are whores, or all women are whores except your mother, who’s a saint and don’t you dare say anything about my mother!! Work on that, and you’ll get way more laid.